Jaundice-d

HepaTittis is not as glamorous as it sounds you know
Things you don't usually hear unless you have jaundice :

The Doctor :

*_* After seeing the Hepatitis Virus count. "It's Alivvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Everyone :

*_* "So what colour did you pee today?"

*_* "Your Liver is in danger."

Mom :

*_* Shall I make your "usual" - Idli?

*_* "Pls pls pls swear to me you won't eat egg puffs at College."

You know who :

*_* "So that means you still won't die?"

Kismet:

*_* "Vishnu Gowthem won't be eating chicken for five months" :(

P.S. Never never never ever offend the nurses. They can do a lot of things. A lot.

P.P.S . And It hurts too.