27 July 2009

DBMS Interns..

I ll pass..
I ll pass not..

22 July 2009

Cha! ketta pasanga..

Forewarning : This post is not meant for kids/anyone who goes "uhhh.." at the use of the f word. This is a professional personal blog and you cant expect me not to say anything about 'that' thing.


If ever one of those surveys that goes like 'one in every nth hour does this', is taken for the usage of the word 'fuck', i wouldn't be surprised if the units are changed to seconds or even ms. So ubiquitous is the word lately!


'Fuck' is used in all kinds of sense - chiefly to express anger as in 'fuck off' (some might argue this to be 'fuckin off', but not me. I dnt want any bruised eyes or broken ribs!)
Also to express distress as 'what the fuck!' .. mathematics..
or the surprise surprise 'fuck!'.. glimpses of women..
or to show attitude - i dont give a fuck!.. Lot of them.Even you. Really? No? I dont give a f...
or even in blasphemy - 'holy fuck!'.. Poor jesus!
Now logically it can even be made a legal or "parliamentary" word, before someone get offended. Cos say, if i tell anyone in my college that we have double Comp. Design tomorrow first thing in the morning - the impromptu reply would be 'ahhh fuck!' by most of them. (maybe in different languages. ;)) 'Fuck' comes that instantaneous for a huge population!


Also, I had long been curious as to what parts of speech 'fuck' comes under (apart from verb of course!) and interestingly according to wiki,

'Fuck' is perhaps unique in its linguistic versatility, in that it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, or interjection, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g. "Fuck the fucking fuckers").
It is just like the 'yaar' talks that is prevalent among most N.indians (both chicks and chin-chins) while speaking english. They can add 'yaar' to about anything they speak!
(come on yaar!
i m sorry yaar!
hey yaar!
wanna go to the movie yaar?)
I personally hate to hear someone use the 'yaar' word so often and would certainly love to have a go at him/her Goundmani style (something like "En 'yaar'u nu therila na solla mataya da chappathi vaaya?!?!?!") And there is also the worst case- namma ooru pasanga who use a lot of 'yaar' to show they can blend in too! Uhhh!


Despite hearing the f word every now and then, I feel exasperated(Cha!) at times with all this excessive usage and hopefully this fuck funda will diminish someday or even end or maybe we will start hearing bleep sounds (like Rock and Stonecold speaking in the WWE!) whenever someone uses an expletive!


P.S. Swearing in the comments section is not allowed.. :)

12 July 2009

Ooty you beautttyyyyyyyyyyyyy..

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