1. There will exactly be one celebrity per flight.
2. The guy with the beard has a drug problem !
3. There is always a highly talented, multi faceted doctor with cross platform expertise travelling in every flight. Should the flight crash, he will be the first to survive.
4. There is also a fatherly figure around to give you advice on life, the universe and other stuff whenever you want. And of all the time you can get it, you will only want it minutes before getting killed.
5. There are two pilots flying every plane and one always dies.
6. There is one happy family who makes another passenger realise he/she should get back with their estranged spouse.
7. Kids on board will survive plane hijacks with ease. The same cannot be said for their parents though, who usually top the "its-a-sacrifice-for-the-team" list.
8. After a flight crash, that girl you gave a second look in the airport lobby will become your soul mate.
9. There is one devout christian to pray to Jesus whenever things go wrong. With luck you might also get a Muslim or a Korean co-passenger.
10. The air hostess is always a good person. :-P
2. The guy with the beard has a drug problem !
3. There is always a highly talented, multi faceted doctor with cross platform expertise travelling in every flight. Should the flight crash, he will be the first to survive.
4. There is also a fatherly figure around to give you advice on life, the universe and other stuff whenever you want. And of all the time you can get it, you will only want it minutes before getting killed.
5. There are two pilots flying every plane and one always dies.
6. There is one happy family who makes another passenger realise he/she should get back with their estranged spouse.
7. Kids on board will survive plane hijacks with ease. The same cannot be said for their parents though, who usually top the "its-a-sacrifice-for-the-team" list.
8. After a flight crash, that girl you gave a second look in the airport lobby will become your soul mate.
9. There is one devout christian to pray to Jesus whenever things go wrong. With luck you might also get a Muslim or a Korean co-passenger.
10. The air hostess is always a good person. :-P
3 comments:
haha!good one!
Too Good..But,What about the young couple having fun in the restroom or a guy who is hammered by the free drinks given by the airline.
Thanks ani..
The Guy getting hammered by free drinks is in most cases namma ooru aalunga (Indian!) And I would not know about the young couple having fun. Iyyya naa ethum paakaleenga !
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