25 things you can do in Exams

In no specific order with respect to insanity/craziness/fun,

1. The first rule of exams is you never complete the paper.
2. The second rule of exams is you never complete the paper.
3. Stare at the person seated next to u for more than 3 mins. Keep staring. Make him/her feel as if he did something.. Keep staring..
4. Shout out suddenly - "yeeeeehaaawww" "ouuuuch" "iyyayo" "eureka!" with different reactions.
5. No better time to text! Start fights thru SMS incase of 3 hr exams. GPRS - facebook, orkut or read my blog and other complex stuff included as well.
6. Stand up and sit down thrice in a row. Not for lazy souls like me.
7. Borrow black pen and Tattoo your hand. If good, poems. Borrowing is important here.
8. Chant Incantations or Slogas-like-something under your breath and freak out neighbour.
9. Exchange question papers exactly before last 15 mins, with 'Question no.12.. P.T.O' on the first page and 'April fool!! ' on the second page.
10. Smell your neighbor like Wolverine and say , "I knew it."
11. Call friends in exam hall.. Change silent mode before-hand.
12. Mouth profane words at someone/anyone seated across the hall, but make sure he ain't muscular.
13. Throw pens at someone.. Apologize and throw again..
14. Incessant coughing.
15. Catch your heart as if u had a cardiac arrest and slide down in your chair. Breathe heavily to support acting and say a last gasp - "Be brave soldier!" to the sorry-neighbor.
16. Women do this. (Note: Ancient female habit still in practice!) Doesnt matter if they are dumb or brilliant, if they know or not.. They write continuously 4 a loooooong time.. So there you go.. Your portal for sighting.. or just-looking..
17. Carry out conversations to yourself. "I should have done that" "No no, patience! my darth disciple, we will have our prey." "Precious.. you mean precious?"..
18. Start crying as soon as you see the question paper. Sneeze into neighbor if possible, do not hold back. You have sympathy on your side..
19. Keep grinning. And shake your head rhythmically. (Note: Might come across gay, if acting overdone.)
20. Sing matter-genre songs (Nethu rathiri yamma, Masi masam..) or Eminem songs.
21. Speak sourashtra. Kayra babbu? Ovura..
22. Close your eyes and start thinking about Megan Fox/Jessica Alba. Indefinitely...
23. Hit on good-looking invigilators, seniors.
24. Exam five!! :D
25. Draw one of this and show it to the person behind you if he keeps nagging for answers, but doesnt show any. (that is 'selfish' in student terms!)..

Sequel to study holidays..