Inishials

4th grade :
Boy1 : Aiii boy tats the tall Arun boy.
Boy2 : hmmm no boy, its B.Arun, meees even scolded him during maths class la?


10th grade :
Student1 : Can u please give this to Arun?
Student2 : which one? The Volleyball Arun or K.Arun?


College :
?1: Mapla, call Arun to the movie too da
?2: Which Arun da? C.Arun ah , illa ******(Some member of the opposite sex or some fad word) Arun ah?


People have always differentiated those with common names in their own way. Perhaps Initials are the more permanent ways of differentiating them. Initials. Now i have always had trouble with initials, either mixing them up or missing them out and consequently causing confusion around. Especially with Saurashtrians, North Indians( or Any chappathi eating clan) those who have a string of alphabets starting from one for the family name and the others for dad's name, dad's dad's name and stuff. Phew!


If people had initials based on what they do or what they are..
My list of People and their initials (or rather what they ought to be)


G.W.Bush - Geo Waste Bush
S.R.Tendulkar - Sachin Runs Tendulkar
C.Ronaldo - Connoisseur Ronaldo
M.Azharuddin - Match-fixing Azhuruddin


A.Jolie - Attttttractiva Jolie ;)
D.Drogba - Diving Drogba?
C.Vijay - Comedian Vijay (Obvious!)
J.Grisham - Javvu Grisham
S.Akthar - Speedy Akthar/ Steroidal Akthar


V.V.S.Laxman - Very Very Sluggish Laxman
S.J.Suryah - Sema Jollu Suryah
T.R.Simbhu - Totally Raunchy Simbhu (Poor 9Thara!)
M.Jackson - Morphed Jackson(Its a man, No! Its a woman, No! Its M.Jackson)


M.S.Dhoni - Mosquito Swatting Dhoni
MNM(Eminem) - Music with No Melodies
S.A.Ferguson - Splendid Administrator Ferguson
B.Spears - Bald Spears


Laloo.P.Yadav - Laloo Pervert Yadav (2 sons and 7 daughters!)
I.Raja - Ingenious Raja
R.Federer - Racketing Federer
S.C.Ganguly - Sucks @ Cricket Ganguly (would have been appropriate to his 2 yrs ago form)


B.Gates - Bright Gates
L.Armstrong - Lion-hearted Amstrong
S.Jayasurya - Sottai Jayasurya
Dr.Manmohan Singh - Dr.Mannequin Singh (anything u say Soniaji)
S.Warne - Spinning Warne


K.Hassan - Kadavul Hassan
J.Chan - Jumping Chan
M.Tyson - Morattu Tyson
V.Sehwag - Valukkai Sehwag :D


And last not be least V.Gowthem - Virtuous Gowthem ;)