- The first rule of exams is you never complete the paper.
- The second rule of exams is you never complete the paper.
- Stare at the person seated next to u for more than 3 mins. Keep staring. Make him/her feel as if he did something.. Keep staring..
- Shout out suddenly - "yeeeeehaaawww" "ouuuuch" "iyyayo" "eureka!" with different reactions.
- No better time to text! Start fights thru SMS incase of 3 hr exams. GPRS - facebook, orkut or read my blog and other complex stuff included as well.
- Stand up and sit down thrice in a row. Not for lazy souls like me.
- Borrow black pen and Tattoo your hand. If good, poems. Borrowing is important here.
- Chant Incantations or Slogas-like-something under your breath and freak out neighbour.
- Exchange question papers exactly before last 15 mins, with 'Question no.12.. P.T.O' on the first page and 'April fool!!
' on the second page.
- Smell your neighbor like Wolverine and say , "I knew it."
- Call friends in exam hall.. Change silent mode before-hand.
- Mouth profane words at someone/anyone seated across the hall, but make sure he ain't muscular.
- Throw pens at someone.. Apologize and throw again..
- Incessant coughing.
- Catch your heart as if u had a cardiac arrest and slide down in your chair. Breathe heavily to support acting and say a last gasp - "Be brave soldier!" to the sorry-neighbor.
- Women do this. (Note: Ancient female habit still in practice!) Doesnt matter if they are dumb or brilliant, if they know or not.. They write continuously 4 a loooooong time.. So there you go.. Your portal for sighting.. or just-looking..
- Carry out conversations to yourself. "I should have done that" "No no, patience! my darth disciple, we will have our prey." "Precious.. you mean precious?"..
- Start crying as soon as you see the question paper. Sneeze into neighbor if possible, do not hold back. You have sympathy on your side..
- Keep grinning. And shake your head rhythmically. (Note: Might come across gay, if acting overdone.)
- Sing matter-genre songs (Nethu rathiri yamma, Masi masam..) or Eminem songs.
- Speak sourashtra. Kayra babbu? Ovura..
- Close your eyes and start thinking about Megan Fox/Jessica Alba. Indefinitely...
- Hit on good-looking invigilators, seniors.
- Exam five!! :D
- Draw one of this and show it to the person behind you if he keeps nagging for answers, but doesnt show any. (that is 'selfish' in student terms!)..
12 October 2009
25 things you can do in Exams
In no specific order with respect to insanity/craziness/fun,
28 September 2009
Review - The Lost Symbol
"Yesterday, I managed to do something, I haven't done properly in a long time.. And today I ll execute another one of the same prototype as well.."
'The Lost Symbol' by Dan Brown, released finally, after 3 years its expected date, proved to be a really fascinating and absorbing read. Sprawling through a labyrinth of puzzles and codes, it is a gripping fiction-on-facts story, that partly succeeds in imbuing the readers with a sense of oneness while savoring domains of the ever-existing nexus between science and theology.
The story, primarily based on the city of Washington, is essentially an all-out American novel. You know the way we Indians usually feel about about all-American stuff.. despite a large population of American NRIs, we still feel alienated when anyone extols their country. We don't feel comfortable in their nation-eulogistic songs and movie scenes. Precisely, the same reason why a lot of Indians know Yogi B better than Eminem!
Mr.Brown excludes all this. Apart from throwing subtle mentions to Vedas, Buddha, Gandhi and few other sub-continententies, he doesn't exactly blind-praise America, but rather just reveal about its ancient history. Either ways, we like the way its done :-) , after all we are guys who take pride in returning to India as America-return Indian mapillais rather than staying there as Indian-origin American immigrants!
Like the author's previous novels, this one starts off in a strange hodgepodge of events as well. Not with murder though, instead with an ancient esoteric ritual. Consequences that follow and how a Harvard symbiologist solves the ancient mysteries attending to the demands of a power-craving lunatic, amidst a CIA operation forms the plot. The novel makes fertile use of the language and combined with a mixture of racy narrative (Some chapters seem rather like a screenplay script!) and a telling plot it is really hard to Alt-F4 the eBook at times. Also Brown scores in his one-liners throughout the tale. "Google is not a synonym for Research" "Sometimes a legend that endures for such a long time.. Endures for a reason" "I come for wisdom and he offers me wealth." "We all fear what we do not understand.”
Brown also keeps the readers engaged with ingenious references to his previous works and the modern world in general. Langdon often recalls his experiences in Paris and the Vatican, comparing and contrasting. He admits not knowing how to tweet! And interesting enough, one of the characters even dismisses the holy-grail quest as silly and frivolous!
The novel though filled with suspense and proceeding in a new avenue, doesn't fail to remind you of A&D or DVC in parts. The plot too gets banal at times. Despite tautological-predicaments, It still stands as one of the best books i have ever read! Brown any day to a Grisham or an Archer!
Rating - 8/10
Personally, it achieved what a couple of novels, some famous autobiographies, few other works of non-fiction, or even the celebrated LOTR couldn't - To get my primeval reading habits back on track. And strangely an affinity through re-discovery. (That stuff my 8th grade english taught me is the Masonic cipher?! B-) )
I couldn't have read this at a better time. At a time when my mind was hovering an endless abyss, for i was facing an indefinite and silent void.
In a way i became untethered..
In a word, Enlightenment! :-)
04 September 2009
27 July 2009
22 July 2009
Cha! ketta pasanga..
Forewarning : This post is not meant for kids/anyone who goes "uhhh.." at the use of the f word. This is a professional personal blog and you cant expect me not to say anything about 'that' thing.
If ever one of those surveys that goes like 'one in every nth hour does this', is taken for the usage of the word 'fuck', i wouldn't be surprised if the units are changed to seconds or even ms. So ubiquitous is the word lately!
'Fuck' is used in all kinds of sense - chiefly to express anger as in 'fuck off' (some might argue this to be 'fuckin off', but not me. I dnt want any bruised eyes or broken ribs!)
Also to express distress as 'what the fuck!' .. mathematics..
or the surprise surprise 'fuck!'.. glimpses of women..
or to show attitude - i dont give a fuck!.. Lot of them.Even you. Really? No? I dont give a f...
or even in blasphemy - 'holy fuck!'.. Poor jesus!
Now logically it can even be made a legal or "parliamentary" word, before someone get offended. Cos say, if i tell anyone in my college that we have double Comp. Design tomorrow first thing in the morning - the impromptu reply would be 'ahhh fuck!' by most of them. (maybe in different languages. ;)) 'Fuck' comes that instantaneous for a huge population!
Also, I had long been curious as to what parts of speech 'fuck' comes under (apart from verb of course!) and interestingly according to wiki,
(come on yaar!
i m sorry yaar!
hey yaar!
wanna go to the movie yaar?)
I personally hate to hear someone use the 'yaar' word so often and would certainly love to have a go at him/her Goundmani style (something like "En 'yaar'u nu therila na solla mataya da chappathi vaaya?!?!?!") And there is also the worst case- namma ooru pasanga who use a lot of 'yaar' to show they can blend in too! Uhhh!
Despite hearing the f word every now and then, I feel exasperated(Cha!) at times with all this excessive usage and hopefully this fuck funda will diminish someday or even end or maybe we will start hearing bleep sounds (like Rock and Stonecold speaking in the WWE!) whenever someone uses an expletive!
P.S. Swearing in the comments section is not allowed.. :)
If ever one of those surveys that goes like 'one in every nth hour does this', is taken for the usage of the word 'fuck', i wouldn't be surprised if the units are changed to seconds or even ms. So ubiquitous is the word lately!
'Fuck' is used in all kinds of sense - chiefly to express anger as in 'fuck off' (some might argue this to be 'fuckin off', but not me. I dnt want any bruised eyes or broken ribs!)
Also to express distress as 'what the fuck!' .. mathematics..
or the surprise surprise 'fuck!'.. glimpses of women..
or to show attitude - i dont give a fuck!.. Lot of them.Even you. Really? No? I dont give a f...
or even in blasphemy - 'holy fuck!'.. Poor jesus!
Now logically it can even be made a legal or "parliamentary" word, before someone get offended. Cos say, if i tell anyone in my college that we have double Comp. Design tomorrow first thing in the morning - the impromptu reply would be 'ahhh fuck!' by most of them. (maybe in different languages. ;)) 'Fuck' comes that instantaneous for a huge population!
Also, I had long been curious as to what parts of speech 'fuck' comes under (apart from verb of course!) and interestingly according to wiki,
'Fuck' is perhaps unique in its linguistic versatility, in that it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, or interjection, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g. "Fuck the fucking fuckers").It is just like the 'yaar' talks that is prevalent among most N.indians (both chicks and chin-chins) while speaking english. They can add 'yaar' to about anything they speak!
(come on yaar!
i m sorry yaar!
hey yaar!
wanna go to the movie yaar?)
I personally hate to hear someone use the 'yaar' word so often and would certainly love to have a go at him/her Goundmani style (something like "En 'yaar'u nu therila na solla mataya da chappathi vaaya?!?!?!") And there is also the worst case- namma ooru pasanga who use a lot of 'yaar' to show they can blend in too! Uhhh!
Despite hearing the f word every now and then, I feel exasperated(Cha!) at times with all this excessive usage and hopefully this fuck funda will diminish someday or even end or maybe we will start hearing bleep sounds (like Rock and Stonecold speaking in the WWE!) whenever someone uses an expletive!
P.S. Swearing in the comments section is not allowed.. :)
12 July 2009
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