Woes of Arsenal
Aim :
- To stay consistent.(in winning not losing!)
- To hold on to Cesc.
- Not to have debts.
Apparatus Required :
- Dubai Owners and their Oil-sodden money
- Few Experienced players (not chinna chinna pasanga)
Formula In Use :
- Buying teenagers-latest being a 14 yr old! (The kid needs education and porn! not football and injuries!)
- Turn(or try to) them into professional players and let go to other clubs when they are experienced enough to buy new youngsters.Its a loop thing.
- Arsenal=youth-experience+youth+skills+youth-consistency+youth...
Description :
- Signed veteran(really?) "own goal" fame Mikael Silvestre.
- Lost to Aston Villa,M.city, Hull and drew with Tottenham,Stoke.
- Out of Carling cup.
- Wins against ManU and Chelsea.
- Wenger's vaika thagararu with Gallas.
- Not even a silver tumbler for 3 yrs now.
- Rosicky,Diaby,Walcott,Eduardo injured!
- Latest-Fans not supportive
- Longtime problem-Finance.
Procedure/Solution :
- Change strategy, mentality, formation(something like better zone defense, offside traps.. fifa 09 ofcourse ;))
- Get a good striker.. Not someone like Bendtner or Adebayor
- Buy experienced players
- Buy wealthy owners or let them buy you.
- Get physical enough to fend off injuries(6 packs maybe?)
- Cheerleaders! ;) (Ask Dr.Mallya for the chicks' whereabouts)
- Free Pizzas for Fans.. (Now go Arsenal!)
- Injure SAF,Gerrard and Lampard.
- Blackmail the Refree(Bribing is another lil problem for Ars)
- Buy Captain Tsubasa or Captain Vijayakanth.
Comments :
2004 : Chelsea : "Do you want us to get a stadium for you?"
Arsenal :"Do you want us to get the trophy for you?"
2005 : Arsenal, ManU : "Chelsea dint deserve to win the EPL"
Mourinho : "A B C D.. "
2006 : Arsenal : "We will win the Champions league"
Barca : He he he he..
2007 : Arsenal : "Buhbye Henry" Bye trophies.
2008 : Arsenal : "We are gonna buy a 12yr old for the club's future and also we hve booked a new born of a former legend superstar footballer"
Fans : "**** future plans. Worry abt the present!!"
LHS:
Result :
Thus by implementing the possible solutions and suggestions, Arsenal were still found to finish below Manchester United. :P
-The world is not the same as it always seems.
-Things are better uncomplicated.
-Your mind is at its low when u are sick, it can easily fall out of place. The smallest of things people do can matter a great deal.
-No one likes to answer questions at tat time, but tats wat they are asked to do.
-"The Machinist" is not the movie to watch when you are bored. Well don't watch it anytime.
-No matter how less sick u are, an amateur nurse could make u look worse.
-Parents turn hysterical while caring for their wards.
-The size of the needle doesn't matter, everything pains.
-With the diet i was having b4, this came a lil late in fact. I should hve been sick ages ago.
-Fruit juices are good for health, but without ice they suck.
-F.R.I.E.N.D.S(not the sitcom!) would seem either extremely considerate or apparently non-existent.
-Everything that happens seems ostensible.
Happy Birthday!
1.Movies can't wait any longer. (w/help from Utorrent and mininova ofcourse!)
2.Errands to run for Dad.
3.Asking f(r)iends if they have studied anything.. Ah! the pleasure of knowing they haven't.
4.Friends Friends Birthday parties.
5.Shopping!
6.Sleeping wide mouthed till 10 in the morning.
7.Visiting the kitchen as many times as possible.. How many times do u drink Water??
8.Kadalais big time!
9.Television has never been this better.. Jodi No.1, Kalaka P.Yaaru, Rose Akka, KKK..
10.Deciding "I will surely start studying when the clock reaches the nearest whole number.."
11.Gaming. Fifa Fifa Fifa!!
12.Xeroxes.
13. Slumber,Siesta, Rest,Sleep,day dreaming..
14.Combined studies.. Just to make sure others don't study as well ;)
15.FM. (Hellloww this is 99.99 FM.. Neenga ketukitu irukurathu Radio Mixie.. )
16.Forward messages.. Most of em ending "ippadiku exam ku padikathor sangam, padichu padichu thalaya pichukira sangam,"
17.4-5 cups/goblets of T's n coffees.
18.The other side - Meetings, miss yous ;)
19.Doubts.. Wait,i meant on which subject, exam date, etc.. :)
20.Youtube videos.
21.Cell phone meddling,repairing,photoing,ringtone searching.
22.Staying awake late night and still end up doing nothing.
23.Conference call stories!
24.Orkut - Most Imp. anti-boooring activity
Or
25.Vetti blogs like this ;)
11 AM
1.Juggernauts - X+50
2.A.Aves - X+20
3.Zephyrians -X
4.M.Merlions - 0 :(
1 PM
1.Juggernauts - Y+100
2.A.Aves - Y+25
3.Zephyrians - Y
4.M.Merlions - Y-5
4PM
1.Juggernauts - Z+80
A.Aves Zephyrians - Z , Z+10
4.M.Merlions. - Z-25
7PM
1.Juggernauts - L+140
2.A.Aves - L+115
3.Zephryians - L+60
4.M.Merlions. - L ;(
W.r.t, the recent ignominy at the department, we were supposed to prove ourselves and we couldn't have done it any worse. A skit not even worth mentioning, A dance that made even a zealous crowd boo(made a fool of myself :( ) and A variety event that ended in a contoversy thanks to a battery-low laptop and
There were a few (in R.Raja's words) "sitting moments of success" - the Ad-zap coup, the singing event and some awe-struck dancing by the 'other side' - Ms.Esp. :) The 11 hr fest was a rarity taking place and was a wonder to watch. The theme was to gel the inmates of the d'ment together. Errr.. Things only got worse for us i guess.
A bad day for the Merlions.
A better day for III-B :)
Been leading a nomadic life for the past few days..
From the Frosty Breeze of the Nilgris,
To the Upbeat streets of Coimbatore,
Under the Scorching MADurai sun,
Thro the Zesty Zephyrous Courtallam,
Till the Voguish Singara Chennai..
Twas One heck of a week! :)
