Reunited at last!!

Yummy!

My Vows ;)

Do you professor, take me to be your (L)awful student, to teach and to train, in theories and practicals, through boring lectures and arrears, through mockery and derision, through sporadic assignments and attendance, through bunking and flunking, through rain and measles, till a job or higher studies do us apart?

Ex.1 - Patchy Guns!

Woes of Arsenal
Aim :

• To stay consistent.(in winning not losing!)
• To hold on to Cesc.
• Not to have debts.

Apparatus Required :

• Dubai Owners and their Oil-sodden money
• Few Experienced players (not chinna chinna pasanga)

Formula In Use :

• Buying teenagers-latest being a 14 yr old! (The kid needs education and porn! not football and injuries!)
• Turn(or try to) them into professional players and let go to other clubs when they are experienced enough to buy new youngsters.Its a loop thing.
• Arsenal=youth-experience+youth+skills+youth-consistency+youth...

Description :

• Signed veteran(really?) "own goal" fame Mikael Silvestre.
• Lost to Aston Villa,M.city, Hull and drew with Tottenham,Stoke.
• Out of Carling cup.
• Wins against ManU and Chelsea.
• Wenger's vaika thagararu with Gallas.
• Not even a silver tumbler for 3 yrs now.
• Rosicky,Diaby,Walcott,Eduardo injured!
• Latest-Fans not supportive
• Longtime problem-Finance.

Procedure/Solution :

• Change strategy, mentality, formation(something like better zone defense, offside traps.. fifa 09 ofcourse ;))
• Get a good striker.. Not someone like Bendtner or Adebayor
• Buy experienced players
• Buy wealthy owners or let them buy you.
• Get physical enough to fend off injuries(6 packs maybe?)
• Cheerleaders! ;) (Ask Dr.Mallya for the chicks' whereabouts)
• Free Pizzas for Fans.. (Now go Arsenal!)
• Injure SAF,Gerrard and Lampard.
• Blackmail the Refree(Bribing is another lil problem for Ars)
• Buy Captain Tsubasa or Captain Vijayakanth.

Comments :


2004 : Chelsea : "Do you want us to get a stadium for you?"
Arsenal :"Do you want us to get the trophy for you?"


2005 : Arsenal, ManU : "Chelsea dint deserve to win the EPL"
Mourinho : "A B C D.. "


2006 : Arsenal : "We will win the Champions league"
Barca : He he he he..


2007 : Arsenal : "Buhbye Henry" Bye trophies.


2008 : Arsenal : "We are gonna buy a 12yr old for the club's future and also we hve booked a new born of a former legend superstar footballer"
Fans : "**** future plans. Worry abt the present!!"

LHS:

Result :


Thus by implementing the possible solutions and suggestions, Arsenal were still found to finish below Manchester United. :P