DISCLAIMER : I am not retarded and i wasn't drunk either!
X : Hi da y did u fone 2 me
Me : ya, i think i did
X : y?
Me : 2 speak to u..
wat else wud i be phoning u for?
X : sappa
Me : i was joking da..
(Now i seriously did a typo.. noticed it as soon as i sent it.. but being in one frustrated-foul-kevalamaana mood and having no one to show my not-so-usual-anger at.. ;-> He He! Why not)
X : ippave kanna katuthey
Me : no, i wasnt jokin da
mebbe i was
no i dont think i did wat i did, did i?
X : plz consult a doctor soon Me : ya sure, tellme which one..
or tell the doc, whom hes gonna meet
no, not he..
she ;)
yeahhh, she..
X : u r not little more than USELESS U ARE USELESS
(I had this pic as my display image which read "I m a little more than useless")
Me : Then u mean to say i m not wat i say i am..
so, u think u r better than me ,huh?
X : I THINK U MAKE ME YAWN
Me : Then please go to sleep u.. will u?
X : NOT EVEN YAWN BUT TO SHUT MY EYES SO I DONT SEE THESE DAMN MESSAGES RITTEN BY U
Me : written is spelt "written" da, not ritten..
ya sure close ur eyes, u wud be doing a favour to all of us..
(After trying out several audibles, outta which i remember a few..)
X : wheres your brain? (Audible)
Me : its where its always been da
X :Ewwww (Audible)
Me : Tat girl luks cool than u...
X : I LOOK COOL TAN U DA...HA HA
Me : ya man...
u r the sexiest guy alive!
so, tats y ur not wearin glasses in ur foto?
X : Man I cud punch u hard on the face.. (Audible)
Me : nan adicha nee sethiduva da..(nayagan dialogue..)
X : Another Audible
Me : What are u doing?
testing audibles for yahoo? u cud make it thro any conversation using just audibles man...
wheres ur keyboard? In the basement?
X : TATS INTELLIGENCE MAN
Me : try claiming a prize from yahoo for tat
ya, very intelligent of u..
whu else cud have thought of this other than u..
X : Man, u Suck.. (Audible)
Me : c, u r doin it again,wid out even knowing u r doing it
X : Man, u remind me of my ex-girlfriend.. Dead Ex- Girlfriend.. (Audible) Me : so, u had one before.. Dead?
ya she wud be obviously dead, if she was ur girlfriend
he he he
i think she thought death as a better option to u..
X : THE REASON WAS SHE STARTED TALKIN WITH AU
Me : u mean after she was dead?
wow kewl..
i cud speak wid dead people..
X : Another 4 Audibles
Me : tats ur 18th audible da
i m gonna send ur name to guiness..
X : HA HA I UNDERSTAND WAT "Z" SAID TO ME NOW ME : ever heard of ny1 whu cud send 18 audibles in one converasation..
i know 1..
s da, u understand everything late...
u understand it only now, of wat he said..
u understand it only "now", of wat he said..
well, wat where u doin wen he said?
X : HE SAID ME ONLY 2 MIN AGO OVER D FONE DA MUNDHIRI KOTTA Me : So u start remembering things only after 2 mins?
Is this some new short term memory loss? It would do the world a lot good if u had a long term loss.. :D
Me : u said it da
X : I WAS CHATTIN WID U DA FOOL
Me : so, tat means people cant unerstand wen they r chatting??
X : IS UR BRAIN MISPLACED.PLZ CHECK THAT SOON
Me : if it is misplaced, how wil i know i is da... wont i be in a coma?
hahaha
u have got loads of bio group frnds... n u dunt know even this
(some more Audibles)
Me : u r not typing nything yet da..
u r copying wat others had already said b4
20 audibles now.. u r making a reputation for urself da
X : EXAMLA NAMMA COPY ADIKATATHA NA PANNITEN?
Me : y r u typin in caps... u r not filling ny application form, r u?
ppl rite in caps only in application forms.. not in yahoo messenger IMs
X : YR U TYPIN IN SMALL LETTERS IS CAPSLOCK NOT WORKIN IN UR KEYBOARD Me : i m typing in small letters coz, i m not stupid enough to type in caps like u
ever wondered y a key which changes letters to caps is called a caps"lock"..he he
X : BIG MOKA OF THE YEAR
HA HA HA HA
Me : y r u laughing then?
X : DID U SEE ME LAUGH?
Me : X : HA HA HA HA X : HA HA HA HA X : HA HA HA HA
X : HA HA HA HA X : HA HA HA HA X : HA HA HA HA
ya, i did
so, u r a split personality, huh?
u dont seem to remember wat u r doing
X : I ASKED DID U SEE ME LAUGH
Me : now, tis is worthy of being called "mokkai"
how do u expect me to c u thru yahoo messenger?
do u hav a webcam?
if u do, please unplug it..
(Silence.. X thinks he has had it enuf.. But Mr.Me was finding the 45 minutes old convo. interesting as ever.. :D)
Me : u cant find nymore audibles to reply da?
X : Nanananana (Audible)
Me : i think u have lost ur mind.. cho sad.. poor kid
X : TAT GIRL IS VICHU
Me : no dumbo, tats ‘madonna’nanananana
X :CUD U PLZ FIND IT 4 ME (the mind he means.. )
Me : did u have one b4?
X : I LOST IT WEN IWAS SEARCHIN URS
Me : so, u did have one b4..
hmm.. interesting
try near ur landline fone da.. tats where u used to be most of the time'la
switch off ur fan too...
maybe the wind blew ur mind away..
X : BUT WIND CANT BLOW URS BCOZ U HAV A BUSH COVERIN UR BRAIN
HA HA HA Me : mokkai da
X : UNNMAIYA SONNA MOKKAINU SOLLI SCAPE ARIYA? Me : i not excaping nywhere da.. (mavane.. escaping na solra?? )
so, according to ur statement, 6 msgs before, the mind n the brain r the same?
unmai? eppo irunthu unmai sola arambicha?
X : NEE ULARA ARAMICHATHIL IRUNTHU
Me : apo, athuku munnadi unmai sollala? (Manmathaun Bit)
apo naan ularala na nee unmai sollavae maata?
oru vela ularuna, unmai solluva?
naan ularanathula, thrinthitaya? X : NEE PIRANTHATHIL IRUNDHEY ULARA ARAMPICHUTEYE
IPPA KOODA ATHAN PANRA
Me : naan ularatha ketka unna mathiri alunga irukura varaikum, i dunt mind ularifying..
Well, i was born after u.. tat means u were a liar, wen u were born?
X : OK I HAV TO GO TO PLAY 2MRO SO IAM GOIN TO SLEEP.IF NE1 IS ONLINE AVANGA KITTA MOKKAIA PODU.BYE
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
X : AT 18 MNTS NO ONE CUD SPEAK FOOL
Me : Nee innum polaya?
thn u must hve been dumb da...
Well u cud have stayed that way
X : Some chinese Audible (Must be that f*** word i guess)
Me : Drunken Monkey style, eh? ;)
He He He..
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