28 June 2008

Identical Parent-Progenies




Ah Weekends! No boring soaps on TV, no need for alarms to wake up, extra hours for Gaming, time for carrying out what hasn’t been done, outing with ur loved ‘ones’, can have a peek at cricket and football, shopping, hotels, etc.. and most of all no sleep-inducing lectures and no tiring bus journeys. Having been busy with books all day, I decided to rest the night with a movie.


The Fight Club. The movie is about a insomniac narrator (Edward Norton), who finds solution to his problems by going to various support groups. He befriends a guy (Brad Pitt) called Tyler Durden on a flight journey, who seems to have a penchant for destructive behavior and forms a new support group with him called as the “Fight Club”. And there is this girl he hates so much, Marla Singer, who follows him wherever he goes. As Fight Club expands, they switch on to “Project Mayhem”, with Tyler as the wrecker-in-chief, causing pandemonium all over new york. As the narrator’s friend, Bob dies on a destruction project as a result of P.Mayhem, he calls it off and suddenly Tyler disappears. Everyone around him seems to be calling him by the name of Tyler and that’s when he realizes that HE is Tyler. An Alter (‘almost’ equal to a manasatchi) created by him as a result of work pressure, which was experienced as insomnia. The movie ends with a confrontation with Tyler, where the author shoots himself and kills Tyler.


If ever Tamil and English movies were contrasted and compared in every detail, there would be a lot more critics here, and a number of tamil magazines competing with Anandha Vikatan and Kumudham. Comparing Fight club (where a person and his manasatchi were acted by different people), with a few tamil movies here, I found myself laughing out loud. A long lasting blemish in the face of tamil cinema.. Identical Parents and Progenies..


The Dad and his two sons are always a look alike, except for their hair colour and the dress code. This is actually acceptable to an extent, as I have myself come across several families where offsprings are near photocopies of their creators, never identical though. This has actually been the main plot in several Sarathkumar’s movies.


I was also reminded of a Tamil movie “Giri”, where the villain (Ananthraj) has 4 sons, who are waiting for 20 years (Oh boy!) for a chance to avenge their father’s death against the hero’s family. Out of those four sons, one is a look alike to his father, while the others are entirely different! I dunno on what basis was the casting done or what the director had in mind! Wont the family look a bit odd in the society, if they had only one child looking like his father? (Sitting moment of success for the head of the family?? ;) ) Also there are a number of movies which depict annan-thambi pasam (yeah right!) where two brothers (one elderly and one younger) are identical, while others aren’t. Kudumbathula Kolapamo?



Well if ever this was a logical slip-up through the ages, melodrama moron T.Rajendhar and commercial trash Perarasu with help from Captain Vijayakanth, so-called Ilayathalapathy Vijay and Ramarajan (of 'shenbagame' Fame) on the Actors genre are affecting Kollywood big time with their illogical, supernatural, totally impossible fight sequences. I wont be surprised if any of these actors wear under garments over their pants in their next movies. They are no less a superman or a spiderman! Tamil cinema has a long way to go before it can be seen along the lines of US and UK movies and that wont happen for now!!

24 June 2008

TERRORS XI

A Fantastic one-two..Amar and Subadesh.. Vishwa.. Sami.. Still Sami.. Crossed deep into the area.. whos at the end of it?? Accckksshhhuuuuuuu… off the post.. It’s a Goal Kick.. Headed on by Nivas.. Given away cheaply.. Wonderful sliding tackle from Raj.. Sarvi.. Crossed wide court to Sai, An exquisite through Pass and Vicccchhhuuuuu… Scoresssssssss!!!!!!
Ever wondered what would be running through the minds of those orderly, organized football managers who keep strutting along the sideline every single match, trying to influence the refrees and the linesmen, and urging their players to score goals, or egging them to injure opponents if they are ahead.. Ah… No wonder Roman Abrahamovich keeps changing his managers too often! Or keeps firing them should I say.. Maybe this is the reason why India has never excelled in this sport.. they simply cant handle managerial pressure.. If just studying can teach administering and managing skills, as the whole nation believes, Sir Alex Ferguson, should have had a gold medal in MBA!! Search of foreign coaches for the Indian Cricket team says it all! Well, u can teach skills to a person, but u cant teach him flamboyance!
I decided to try out my skills as a manager, to see if i m flamboyant at it ;) and there is no other better place to do it other than EA Sports Fifa 08.(neengu ketkurathu puriuthu.. “ithukku thaan ivalavu build up ah ?” He he..) Fifa series of games have been my love since 7th grade. They keep me occupied for hours like no one does. I remember last creating players in Fifa 2002, where they had a Creation Master software along with the game. And I also remember Fifa 02, has a set of about 25-30 face packs and the created player is to look only any one of those faces! The whole world has only such type of faces or what?!? all other are walking xerox copies of each other?!?
Its only now since then I have tried creating a neighbourhood friend or Collegemate or maybe at times, some one so despicable, just for the pleasure of making them run with the ball, until they fatigue. (Enna Villathanam :D ) Or pickup a fight during Training sessions or getting him injured or making him sit on the bench the whole season while every other player plays, Ah! Sweet.. :)) Fifa 08 has several options unlike Fifa 02, allowing people to have minute changes from hair colour to even lip colour..
.. Terrors XI, a club of he common faces i see everyday and those of unwavering friendship that has been etched in my heart forever. It is the begginning of the history of an undaunted, fearless, aggressive, talented club, which is to overthrow every other top european clubs (rombha over ah iruko!) in the years to come!! OLE!! OLE!!

TEAM MANAGEMENT : (click to Enlarge ;) )

18 June 2008

Yahooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

From the pages of my Journal.. @@@@@@ (that circular coil, that spins on the screen which means we are into flashback mode..)





DISCLAIMER : I am not retarded and i wasn't drunk either!
X : Hi da y did u fone 2 me
Me : ya, i think i did
X : y?
Me : 2 speak to u..
wat else wud i be phoning u for?
X : sappa
Me : i was joking da..
(Now i seriously did a typo.. noticed it as soon as i sent it.. but being in one frustrated-foul-kevalamaana mood and having no one to show my not-so-usual-anger at.. ;-> He He! Why not)


X : ippave kanna katuthey
Me : no, i wasnt jokin da
mebbe i was
no i dont think i did wat i did, did i?
X : plz consult a doctor soon Me : ya sure, tellme which one..
or tell the doc, whom hes gonna meet
no, not he..
she ;)
yeahhh, she..
X : u r not little more than USELESS U ARE USELESS
(I had this pic as my display image which read "I m a little more than useless")
Me : Then u mean to say i m not wat i say i am..
so, u think u r better than me ,huh?
X : I THINK U MAKE ME YAWN
Me : Then please go to sleep u.. will u?
X : NOT EVEN YAWN BUT TO SHUT MY EYES SO I DONT SEE THESE DAMN MESSAGES RITTEN BY U
Me : written is spelt "written" da, not ritten..
ya sure close ur eyes, u wud be doing a favour to all of us..
(After trying out several audibles, outta which i remember a few..)


X : wheres your brain? (Audible)
Me : its where its always been da
X :Ewwww (Audible)
Me : Tat girl luks cool than u...
X : I LOOK COOL TAN U DA...HA HA
Me : ya man...
u r the sexiest guy alive!
so, tats y ur not wearin glasses in ur foto?
X : Man I cud punch u hard on the face.. (Audible)
Me : nan adicha nee sethiduva da..(nayagan dialogue..)
X : Another Audible
Me : What are u doing?
testing audibles for yahoo? u cud make it thro any conversation using just audibles man...
wheres ur keyboard? In the basement?
X : TATS INTELLIGENCE MAN
Me : try claiming a prize from yahoo for tat
ya, very intelligent of u..
whu else cud have thought of this other than u..
X : Man, u Suck.. (Audible)
Me : c, u r doin it again,wid out even knowing u r doing it
X : Man, u remind me of my ex-girlfriend.. Dead Ex- Girlfriend.. (Audible) Me : so, u had one before.. Dead?
ya she wud be obviously dead, if she was ur girlfriend
he he he
i think she thought death as a better option to u..
X : THE REASON WAS SHE STARTED TALKIN WITH AU
Me : u mean after she was dead?
wow kewl..
i cud speak wid dead people..
X : Another 4 Audibles
Me : tats ur 18th audible da
i m gonna send ur name to guiness..

X : HA HA I UNDERSTAND WAT "Z" SAID TO ME NOW ME : ever heard of ny1 whu cud send 18 audibles in one converasation..
i know 1..
s da, u understand everything late...
u understand it only now, of wat he said..
u understand it only "now", of wat he said..
well, wat where u doin wen he said?
X : HE SAID ME ONLY 2 MIN AGO OVER D FONE DA MUNDHIRI KOTTA Me : So u start remembering things only after 2 mins?
Is this some new short term memory loss? It would do the world a lot good if u had a long term loss.. :D
Me : u said it da
X : I WAS CHATTIN WID U DA FOOL
Me : so, tat means people cant unerstand wen they r chatting??
X : IS UR BRAIN MISPLACED.PLZ CHECK THAT SOON
Me : if it is misplaced, how wil i know i is da... wont i be in a coma?
hahaha
u have got loads of bio group frnds... n u dunt know even this
(some more Audibles)


Me : u r not typing nything yet da..
u r copying wat others had already said b4
20 audibles now.. u r making a reputation for urself da
X : EXAMLA NAMMA COPY ADIKATATHA NA PANNITEN?
Me : y r u typin in caps... u r not filling ny application form, r u?
ppl rite in caps only in application forms.. not in yahoo messenger IMs
X : YR U TYPIN IN SMALL LETTERS IS CAPSLOCK NOT WORKIN IN UR KEYBOARD Me : i m typing in small letters coz, i m not stupid enough to type in caps like u
ever wondered y a key which changes letters to caps is called a caps"lock"..he he
X : BIG MOKA OF THE YEAR
HA HA HA HA

Me : y r u laughing then?
X : DID U SEE ME LAUGH?
Me : X : HA HA HA HA X : HA HA HA HA X : HA HA HA HA
X : HA HA HA HA X : HA HA HA HA X : HA HA HA HA
ya, i did
so, u r a split personality, huh?
u dont seem to remember wat u r doing
X : I ASKED DID U SEE ME LAUGH
Me : now, tis is worthy of being called "mokkai"
how do u expect me to c u thru yahoo messenger?
do u hav a webcam?
if u do, please unplug it..
(Silence.. X thinks he has had it enuf.. But Mr.Me was finding the 45 minutes old convo. interesting as ever.. :D)


Me : u cant find nymore audibles to reply da?
X : Nanananana (Audible)
Me : i think u have lost ur mind.. cho sad.. poor kid
X : TAT GIRL IS VICHU
Me : no dumbo, tats ‘madonna’nanananana
X :CUD U PLZ FIND IT 4 ME (the mind he means.. )
Me : did u have one b4?
X : I LOST IT WEN IWAS SEARCHIN URS
Me : so, u did have one b4..
hmm.. interesting
try near ur landline fone da.. tats where u used to be most of the time'la
switch off ur fan too...
maybe the wind blew ur mind away..
X : BUT WIND CANT BLOW URS BCOZ U HAV A BUSH COVERIN UR BRAIN
HA HA HA
Me : mokkai da
X : UNNMAIYA SONNA MOKKAINU SOLLI SCAPE ARIYA? Me : i not excaping nywhere da.. (mavane.. escaping na solra?? )
so, according to ur statement, 6 msgs before, the mind n the brain r the same?
unmai? eppo irunthu unmai sola arambicha?
X : NEE ULARA ARAMICHATHIL IRUNTHU
Me : apo, athuku munnadi unmai sollala? (Manmathaun Bit)
apo naan ularala na nee unmai sollavae maata?
oru vela ularuna, unmai solluva?

naan ularanathula, thrinthitaya? X : NEE PIRANTHATHIL IRUNDHEY ULARA ARAMPICHUTEYE
IPPA KOODA ATHAN PANRA

Me : naan ularatha ketka unna mathiri alunga irukura varaikum, i dunt mind ularifying..
Well, i was born after u.. tat means u were a liar, wen u were born?
X : OK I HAV TO GO TO PLAY 2MRO SO IAM GOIN TO SLEEP.IF NE1 IS ONLINE AVANGA KITTA MOKKAIA PODU.BYE
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
Me : Bye
X : AT 18 MNTS NO ONE CUD SPEAK FOOL
Me : Nee innum polaya?
thn u must hve been dumb da...
Well u cud have stayed that way
X : Some chinese Audible (Must be that f*** word i guess)
Me : Drunken Monkey style, eh? ;)


He He He..

10 June 2008

Hangmen!!!

Back to college! New semester, New subjects which surely means NEW TEACHERS!! (not all of em though..:( ) Well "new" has never been expectation-fulfilling in the past and that was all set to remain unchanged this semester too or maybe not ;)


After the usual mix-up as to where we were supposed to go, we finally settled into the usual penultimate row in one of the (class)rooms at the newly constructed IT block, praying beyond hope that at least this semester, the benches would be filled randomnly with the same sex in not more than two consecutive rows. But as if it were unwritten laws of the institution, the benches got filled with birds of same feather flocking together. Great! Where is the “co” in “coeducation” people??


I tried convincing my mind to remain attentive in the class, failed miserably and ended up playing Assassin’s Creed or FIFA 08 in my mobile. Warily looking out for the teacher’s eyes, I progressed through each level. I almost shouted out “Goal!” at an instant, when the Cmp (or mobile! ;) ) scored an own goal. The class was unusually full, studious studs being present as usual and those big time bunking blokes too present to assess their new teachers and to plan their usual moves. That’s when she came. No one seemed to notice her and the very few who did, exchanged smirks with me. She appeared to grin at me, generating a sense of déjà vu. She stayed for what seemed to be an eternity, and out she went, without even looking at me this time. Yes! my mobile had switched to power-save mode after sending a startling sms tone ;)


We also learnt that our inevitable, not so eagerly anticipated results were due on Friday. Me, having messed up the exams as usual this time. Well, u can’t blame me this time. I sat LOLing after reading the question paper “Explain the Marie-Langevin Relation” :D Oooh.. I don’t mind answering it, but I bet Monsieur Curie won’t be a happy man! ;) And thank god it wasn’t “Langevin-Debye Relation”, otherwise I would have been ROFLing.. ) I tried staying optimistic for a miracle to occur. The afternoon session was by no means anywhere near to interestingness and so, Sai, Sowmi and me resorted to a game of Hangman (or) Hollywood (as they called it), based on football player names. ELANO, NZOGBIA, PEPE, HEINZE, DJIBRIL CISSE were a few among the questions. We soon understood that, the shorter they are, the harder they become! ;) Ah! yes! Memories of first sem. Hangman games with Swami and Nivas during those Basic "_" classes resurfaced, what had been certainly few of the best days of my life. Hmmmm...
Ever wondered why HANGMAN, despite being one of the most popular mind game among students, played as an anti-boredom activity never got legal recognition? Must be due to the following reasons i guess: 1. Well movies involving numerals such as “300”, “Se7en” and single alphabets such as "XXX" have been almost virtually impossible to guess!
2. The questioner could also change the name of the movie based on the total number of sequels to it or the total number of movies in a series. For example, in the Scary Movie series, if the player has found out “SCARY/MOVIE/_” the last “_” could well be changed between 1 to 4 as and when required, thereby the player having no chances of winning!
3. Movies of similar spelling, such as “SAW” and “JAW” could be easily tainted too. ;)

Well if Tic Tac Toe, Hangman, Bingo, Join the Dots were played on a bigger stage, people could fill every single nanosecond of their free time. Then, neither would i be writing such craps nor would u be reading it! ;)