VJ Vichu? ;)

Chinna Chinna AASAI

1. Vanquish the Australian side, playing for India.
2. Defeat a doubles team of Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal with the score line 6-0,6-0,6-0.
3. Win a 1 on 3 handicap match against the B.Show, G.Khali and Umaga.
4. Dart ahead Kimi’s Ferrari in my bicycle (on a race day).
5. Score a hat-trick against Chelsea, Barca or Milan (teams with the best defensive line).
6. Stroll down the pitch and hit Brett Lee’s 150+ kmph yorker for a six.
7. Do a 720 Back flip with my motorcycle (Royal Enfield ;) ), ensued by a Christ Air and a sidewinder before landing in a no footer.
8. Join the Swat Kats. ;)
9. Provide C.Ronaldo guidelines on how to perform tricks.
10. Managing 100 points in a single NBA game against Boston Celtics.
11. Next Tour de France champ.
12. Finish a 100 m dash ahead of Asafa Powell.
13. Conquer Frieza, Goku and Vegeta in a solitary clash.
14. Save Olive from both Bruto and Popeye.
15. Unravel a mystery devoid of a dog (Scooby), cat (Sylv) or a bird (Tweety).
16. Kill all “beings” in Serious Sam without dying once.
17. Watch Hindi Movies without subtitles.
18. Trounce Tony Hawks in Pro Skateboarding.
19. Arrive to college in Private Jets.
20. Act as Ron in HP-7 (Hermione :D ).
21. Score 15 goals in FIFA 08 (WC mode) with Derby County against Barcelona.
22. Bowl Sachin out for a Duck.
23. Featuring in some song by Eminem.
24. Act in a SJ Surya Movie.
25. Play Quidditch.
26. Play Cards at college.
27. Beds instead of Benches in class.
28. Proud owner of a Bugatti Veyron.
29. Save Earth like those ‘ ’men do.
30. Win Super Singer contest. :D
31. Veetoda Mappilai.
32. Complete all GTA San Andreas missions.
33. Drink Pepsi s instead of bed coffee.
34. Meet someone interesting (Jab We Met) on a train Journey.
35. New movie every day.
36. Unlimited amount balance in mobile phone.
37. Vichu Villa, Vichu Chateau and a Vichingham Palace.
38. PS3.
39. Centum in digital systems n circuits.
40. Procure Microsoft (not any software, the MNC! ).
41. Cheers! ;)
42. Love marriage. (Contradictory to pt.31? )
43. Veggie Food-7 days a week.
44. A matrix type Grandeur fight.
45. Shaolin Soccer style Soccer Match. (Martial Arts + Soccer)
46. Mixed doubles with Maria Sharapova. ;)
47. Be a split personality for few days.
48. Kids as beautiful as the wife. 


49. Wife as beautiful as a perfect espresso. Soul touching and hot. :)
And I have only just started.

AG Poem

Seven of us, together we play the game,

Read on if u do wanna know our names,

Vishnu, the royal rowdy great with gals,

(the latter part of the statement is a Pachai Poi!)

Sarvesh, fond of girls, but shy with guys, ;)

Ever curious Vishwa, Oh! he is a talker,

Sowmi's mokkai can break all speakers,

Yashwant, called "Green Rogue" by Sibi "king",

Whose "no Bandha" makes all our minds ring,

Last but not least is me who is Sai,

But all i can say now is Bye!

Hogwarts College Of Engg. (An autonomous institution affiliated to Jakkama university. XXX: 666 Certified)

The most tormenting thing for every Engineering student are those bus rides they have to endure every day to and fro, and not to mention the long walk from the bus stand, had they missed the B5, which could make one gaunt and skeleton like. (No wonder Dhanush fits in movies perfectly as a college student!) I arrive late at the campus along with a few others and the watchman ‘kindly’ asks us to wear our Identity cards, and there would be at least one like me who realizes they have left their ID card at their places or even worse, slipped off their neck somewhere along the way. After some 5 minutes of lecture on the importance of wearing an ID card (my mind oblivious to them thinking of how I cud justify me being late this time), the watch guy finally lets me off n I gallop to my classroom with onlookers laughing at me as if I am some kind of studious guy, who doesn’t even want to miss even a hiccup from the lecturer’s mouth (How the hell would they know about my abysmal record at the attendance register!). Damn, the lecturer has already arrived!


Lec : What’s the time sir?
Me : Errr .. “9.15”(in a whisper)
Lec : Come in. Get seated.
This is what one has to go through everyday unless they have a friend like Nivas ;) or a very busy dad who earns enough to send his son to college by car every day.


~If only had J.K.Rowling’s work of fiction been veracious.. ~


Nivas would be waiting in his brand new Firebolt (08 seria) for me and I would be flying to college every day in a broomstick. ;)


The college buses will be replaced by Portkeys and it is ok if all students come to their required Portkey stops, just before a minute or so the college starts.


Or catch a Knight Bus (B5, A5, B22, 48) and get down at platform 9¾ (TK bus stop).


And also the robes one has to wear on days they have labs or workshops. (Bath robes for brazing and welding? Very comfy! )


We can carry around books using magic or maybe even do research between electrical field, magnetic field and magical field. (I just had my mater science class.. he he he )


Canteens would be selling Bouillabaisse, Chocolate frogs, Kidney puddings, Shell fish stews along with Bertie’s every flavor beans and Iced pumpkin juices in goblets.


And also every day it would be easier for the students to dodge and slip through the legs of the 7 ft Hagrid (watchman) for not wearing ID cards.





Mini – Drafters – Wands,
Pens – Quills and Engineering Drawing – Transfiguration.
Semester Exams – O.W.Ls,
Supplementary Exams – N.E.W.Ts and those 4 rupees test notebooks we get for our Internals – Parchments!


Staff – Ministry of Magic ;
HODS – Aurors.
Peons – Dementors.
Controller Of Examinations – Misuse of Magical Artifacts department.
ICICI Bank – Gringotts Wizarding Bank.
Boys hostel – Diagon Alley ,
Girls Hostel – Knockturn Alley.
College stores – Flourish and Blotts
Pump house – Chamber Of Secrets.


Symposium – Yule Ball
Inter-College Event – Triwizard tournament
Other Colleges – Beauxbatons and Durmstrangs


Suspended or Debarred students – Prisoners Of Azkaban.
Top Figures – Veelas!
Angavai, Sangavais - Moaning myrtle and Madame Maxime.


~Departments~
ECE – Gryffindor
IT – Ravenclaw
Mech – Hufflepuff
CSE – Slytherin (oh yes, I m in CSE :D )
The respective labs could act as Common rooms.


T.nagar with its hotels and browsing centers – our Hogsmeade..
Akka Kadai – Three Broomsticks where Akka is Mdm. Rosmerta and Sugarcane Juice – Butter Beer!


Well classes would still be boring then.. but nevertheless I could be feeding my pet in class or playing a prank on another student using any stuff from Weasely’s Wizard wheezes.. ;) or go on a ride in my broomstick between classes..
And last not but not least “Terror Gang – Dumbledore Army!”

~Authored by Riyaz and me. (The Boy who lived and He who must not be named.. ;))~

Anantha, Maha, Panipoori and Pizza Hut..

After being subjected to ignominy at the department a few days back, everyone who have heard about it and who were about to hear about it,kept giving us the Oh-so-u-are-the-accused-list-people kind of look. The industrial visit which was to be the highlight of the even semester was now in question thanks to a few minutes of laughter which consequently led to the prof’s wrath. After days of beseeching and convincing by IV coordinators, they finally gave in granting us permission to leave for Chennai.


Well, we were asked to assemble at the college before 9 pm, so as to have an attendance check and then leave for the 11 PM train. The act of disjointing boys and girls started right from the bus and the train journey was no different. The Ananthapuri Express came bang on time and we embarked it. Our seats were scattered throughout the train (rather than travel together on separate scattered seats, why can’t they assemble together at Chennai itself?). I was allocated to S9-13, whereas other members of the AG list (Accused Gang :D) were at S8 and the girls cabin was S11 separated from us by around 100 civilians, four washrooms and a Yuhendar and Manoj (Damn those IV Co-ords!). The railroad journey was eventful, more than what I expected after such a (seating) arrangement. I befriended loads of people, whom I didn’t know to that time, existed in my class. Anantha arrived at Chennai as scheduled at around 8 AM in the morning.


We checked in at a run-down hotel by the name of Raj Residency, whereas the Girls checked in at some unknown location nearby (Enna Villathanam?) and the REPs stayed with the gs for protection (yeah right, as if they were Captain Vijayakanths and “Action King” Arjuns, powerful enuf to manhandle an army of gatecrashers or something like tat from the remote areas of an unimaginable dream.) We freshened up a bit and got ready for what was to be one heck of a day.Expectations soaring high, bliss in the air and Fives and ‘O’s all over the place, our IV at last really kicked off in style. The coords were back to their senses and the girls were seated in our vista (illati kolai vilunthirkum!) We started off to Polaris at Navaloor in the so called Air Buses, that were already booked.


The Polaris Excursion was worthful. We were taken for a campus tour and were briefed on the various projects that are being undertaken, with demos for a few. (Not to mention the food too :D) The trip was rounded off with a kutti interface with the HR leader. She asked us a few questions like “why do u like Polaris?” (“coz the Air Conditioning is perfect” :D) and also answered a few irksome questions from us. The boys were all excited when we were told the next stop was Mahabalipuram. We were a bit disappointed on missing out Mayajaal, Chennai’s paramount Multiplex. But Maha was simply awesome with her rock-cut sculptures and sea-view temples. Had loads of fun there. Also, we weren’t allowed to access the beach, (still Tsunami fear? ) which was a major anti-climax to a wonderful day. The return bus journey from Maha was anything beyond the wildest of our expectations. We shouted, hooted, whistled, jeered, whooped (also add all other synonymous words from Microsoft Word Dictionary :D ) and finally ended up with sore throats and tired souls. We all retired to our rooms, falling asleep after hours of speaking, scheming up plans in our dreams for one more exciting day in Chennai. The next day was no lesser by any means, except for the dull morning session. The girls were given lectures while we stood outside waiting for our turn for what looked like an eternity. The studs obviously impressed with the infrastructure at Polaris, didn’t give DCI that much regard. Well, won’t they ever learn appearances are secondary. But that still means DCI is on a lower stratum to Polaris. :D


After the tiring morning session, we were dropped off at T.Nagar, left with 3 hrs at our disposal before we convened again at the same spot at 4 PM. After some window-shopping and gawking at the cute members of the opposite sex, (and some Pani Poori too ;) ) we bade good bye to T.Nagar and left for Spencer Plaza – The Pride of Chennai – with its multistoried building and chock-a-block stores that sells stuffs ranging from worth Lakhs to even an undergarment, it’s an ultimate sanctuary for shoppers and a haven for sightseers. The two hours were just Seventh heaven for the TCEians. Landmark, Pantaloons, Westside, etc.. etc.. along with Pizza Hut,Subway and Marrybrown could have kept us engaged for days there if it hadn't been for the damn train that was booked that night. With a heavy heart, we bid good bye to Chennai and returned home rail ways, speaking and analyzing for what was surely to be two of the best days of our lives!